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8 Hilarious Alternatives That Redefine The Phrase Calm Your Tits

Whether you’re a boy or a girl, we’re pretty sure you’ve used quite a bit of slang language in your everyday routine.

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Above all, the phrase calm your tits is just another example of what we’re referring to. And while many might term it as rude, others simply can’t be bothered.

Telling a girl to calm down isn’t something out of the ordinary. But with these alternatives up your sleeves, things are about to change real quick. To put it simply, she’ll either love it or hate. There’s simply no in-between.

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With that said, did you know there are some hilarious alternatives to the above ordeal? Yes, telling females to calm down is getting a hilarious revamp and it’s safe to say that it’s going viral. But you’ve got to see it to believe it and that’s exactly what we’re doing for you below.

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He couldn’t have said it any better

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Source: Know Your Meme

Life isn’t meant to be stressed. It’s a playground full of different emotions and beyond. And on that note, this classic calm your tits memes are lighting up smiles. Before we forget, tranquility is the best of remedies.

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A reminder a day keeps the annoyance away

Source: 9GAG

Now this one is sure to lighten up the mood in more ways than one. Moreover, the rhyming is on point and so are the expressions behind them. And who doesn’t love Lion King? All in all, it’s the ultimate way to calm a wary situation.

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Life is so much easier when you breathe and laugh at the same time

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Source: 9GAG

Just in case the joke wasn’t funny, this calm your tits memes will do justice. Most importantly, the explicit language might get your girl’s attention, in case everything else fails.

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A little cheeky twist to the classic phrase

With so much stress around us on a daily basis, we rest our case. Now as the old man says, do as your told. And don’t forget to smile along the way.

We don’t mean any harm here but seriously…

Source: 9GAG

Learn to breathe and take things one step at a time. And if you continually fail, well, there’s always memes like these to turn to. Meanwhile, can we please just take a moment and adore the humor going on here. It’s cheeky yet so relatable.

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It just never gets old- classic calm your tits alternatives

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In case you’ve missed out this calm your tits alternative from the famous movie, The Devil Wears Prada, here’s another look that’s worth your while. Furthermore, we don’t mind taking another peek at the movie, just to witness this glorious dialogue.

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Now that’s what you call to the point

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Source: Keep Calm-o-Matic

From panic attacks to anxiety tremors, what better way to tell women to relax than this. And just in case all else fails, we know she’ll be smiling at the pun of it all. Till then, let her carry out with the whining. Unprecedented surprises are always the best.

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We all need a break sometimes so relax

point 31 |
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Source: Someecards

If this meme doesn’t make you smile, we’re not quite sure what will.point 216 |

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Likewise, they say honestly is the best policy.point 40 | And things don’t get any better than this, that’s for sure.point 101 | On another note, how fabulously and in tune are the graphics here.point 156 | It’s almost as if it was designed to kill with plenty of laughs.point 214 | 1

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With alternatives like these, it’s hard not to laugh or smile amidst the chaos of it all. And it’s even better when you’re sharing the fun with others. So please feel free to do so.

 

For more funny reads, don’t forget to check out our article 11 Cleverest Pickup Lines, Guaranteed To Make Her Say You’re Mine. 

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