If you love “The Office”, you got to love Dwight Schrute. He’s one of the most intelligent yet the most stupid character that gives this show another boost. Nonetheless, Dwight Schrute quotes are anyhow famous on the internet and we are sure you will love reading them too.
You cannot watch The Office without having to wait for Dwight Schrute’s scenes and especially Dwight Schrute’s quotes as he makes the serials more interesting and fun to watch.
Whatever it is but we’ve got Dwight Schrute’s quotes helping us along on the way. So here are some of the most infamous Dwight Schrute Quotes to make your day.
When he innocently but stupidly though yeast infections were bread-related
“There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we’re downriver from that old bread factory.”
Dwight Schrute quotes on an ‘ideal world’
“In an ideal world, I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.”
When he tried to convince us the letter “R” was the most menacing one
“No, I disagree. “R” is one of the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it murder, not ‘muckduck’.”
Innocently trying to fool us
“I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.”
Did Dwight bring COVID-19?
“Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”
When he thinks it’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally
We swear by Dwight Schrute quotes that they’re very useful in real life too and to be very frank, they’re applicable not just when you have to go to a beet farm, dueling a coworker on your workplace, or if you are made ‘assistant to the regional manager’ and that too, of course, of a paper company.
“People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.”
Dwight’s ‘wisdom’ on women’s cycles is beyond hilarious
“I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.”
Once again, Dwight Schrute caught beefing with Jim
“Once I’m an officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.”
When he was showing off on his family
“Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last!”
One of the best quotes by Dwight Schrute on Health Science
“The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this… Maybe they have something against living forever.”
His logic never fails to make us all laugh
“It’s never the person who you most suspect. It’s also never the person you least suspect since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most. Therefore, I know the killer to be Phyllis… The person who I most medium suspect.”
What do we call him? A psychologist of animals?
Perhaps this the wisest Dwight Schrute quote on farming.
“As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick sometimes the right thing to do is put it out of its misery.
With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what’s unethical.”
The most iconic and hilarious Dwight Schrute quotes for sure
Last but not least, we serve you with the best Dwight Schrute quote so you know a little history too.
“I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran, killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.”
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