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17 Hilarious Two Liners That Make Up The Bestest Jokes Ever


In life, you’re surrounded by some good days, while others, not so great.

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Hence, there’s always something to put that smile back in place. For some, it’s great food and music, while others, all it takes is some fabulous jokes. Additionally, just when you thought you were too old for jokes, comes some of the funniest two liners ever. Coincidently, we kid you not. These sayings are the bestest jokes ever and we’re super glad to share them with you all.

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Consequently, that’s probably one of the many reasons why these lines should be promoted on Instagram all day long.point 99 | 1

Life’s truly all about a play on numbers

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Are we the only ones that think this particular one is the story of our lives? Coincidently, we love the fabulous play on numbers. It’s a rhyming delight.

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Relax, we’re pretty sure it has reached china and won’t come back

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They say what goes around, always comes around. While it may be true with karma, we’re not quite sure how it will play out with boomerangs.

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You might want to rethink that part again

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Do we need to say any more? On another note, it never hurts to grow up.

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When humor meets intelligence, you get one of the bestest jokes ever

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We’re still laughing at the brilliant humor instilled in this one. What a clever joke indeed.

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Not everything is destined to meet after all

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The lines on most of these jokes don’t meet either. But hey, there’s no complaining from anyone’s side.

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It’s a whole different mood altogether

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We’ll tell you exactly where to look. However, we’d like to keep the ring as our share.

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 Beloved grandfathers shouldn’t ever be underestimated

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We love the tone altogether. How true are these lines?

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Life’s not as bad as it may seem, sometimes it’s worst

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There’s only so much room left for positive thinking. Hence, we’ve said it before and we’ll say it again- optimism isn’t a part of our ordeal.

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German or not, we all can totally relate

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We hope this one doesn’t take offense. At least, they’re terming Germans as efficient.

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See, that’s the power of optimistic thinking, or we assumed so

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Do we need any more negative examples in life? On the contrary, at least the joke is on us.

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What a fabulous play of words and one of the bestest jokes ever

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As insane as it may sound, we love it. Simple, clean and oh so mean!

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We don’t know about you, but we clearly didn’t see this impromptu joke coming through

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I just wanted to inform you all that we are anti-violence by all means.

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Is he some sort of a genius or what?

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Now that’s a very different kind of high. And secretly, we just might want to experience it.

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You can never have enough Microsoft office jokes ever

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Clearly, we are excelling at these jokes. Now pardon us, before we evolve into an office of our own.

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Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most self-obsessed of them all

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If there is a crime for loving yourself, then we’re leaders of the pack. Consequently, just the thought of those mirror selfies has us excited.

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Ugh, as if life couldn’t get any more cringe

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Yes, we’re just as on the edge as you are. On a lighter note, sometimes desperate times call for desperate situations.

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 It’s unbelievingly fascinating how simple two-liners turn into some of the bestest jokes ever. Hence, we hope you’re smiling as wide as we were.